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| Owls... Flying to Dramatic Music. |
Well lets start this off, I went to watch legend of the guardians last weekend and I thought "meh haven't seen a movie in forever." So I walk into the theater all young and hip... So I got my ticket and sat what i believe was pepsi... I hate the movie already.
So the story is about a young owl who dreams of getting molested by these owls who are told in stories "The Guardians" One day falls out of tree with brother named...? "Kieth?" who seems level headed but a dick. Man I wanted to punch him right in his neck... Do owls have necks? Anyways they get stolen... boring shit happens they meet another by the name of Gylphie... Her voice sounds hot so she is automatically hot. BLAH BLAH BLAH become pickers BLAH metal flecks? BLAH Learn to fly, Brother betrays BLAH BLAH BLAH! Meet to other owls One by the name of Digger and Twilight... Digger is cool he seems a lil twitchy and what not, while Twilight rips shit up on the lute he has... MAD LYRICIST! Anyways meet up with Mrs. P a snake... she isn't really all that important or even interesting. Anyways these 5 things fly away to Ga'Hoole pretty neat alot of visual stuff...
On way to Ga'Hoole digger almost dies, Soren goes down to try and save him but saved by King and Queen of the Great Tree instead... I came when I heard the Queens voice in that slow motion clip. So much cum... Anyways they go to the Great Tree and have a trial or some shit? Then they 4 owls (heroes) train to become Guardians and it starts up this gay montage with
Owl City playing in the background making it even worse... The one of the owls flies through a twister pretty cool scene-
THEN BAM! I'm asleep and by the time I get up the movie is over and everyone but the clean up crew is left. FML.
PRO: Very well rendered fight scenes and normal scenes, very much so eye candy.
CONS: Crappy story, seems kid-like. Very grim dark to seem like a children intended movie but is...? Terribull voicing except from the Queen...
All in all: If your eyes need some Candy I recommend this for you. AND READ NEXT "I WATCH MOVIES!"
CHOICE MOVIE: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.